Nerd: "Dude, I
totally would have gotten a blowjob, but it would have been too much trouble to remove my
suspenders in order to drop my khakis to my penny loafers, exposing my penis and testicles."
Other: "Why did'nt you just pull it out of your fly?"
Nerd: "
Suspenders, chess, Dungeons and Dragons, Harry Potter,
pocket protector, compuuuuter........." (hangs himself)