Define Swag Meaning

Swag
being swaggy is very cool but only the swaggiest people can be swaggy. if you do not have swag you can leave.

person 1: i am so swaggy
person 2: am i swaggy?
person 1: you are either born with swag or you are not.
person 2: was i born with swag?
person 1: you are not born with swag you stupid idiot.
By Cornela
Swag
A word that was extremely overused from late 2010 to early 2012, and is now nothing more than a joke. The word "swag" once had many meanings, such as "Stuff we all get", "Scientific wild ass guess", and even just "stolen goods". The term was eventually used as ghetto slang for "swagger", and just like all ghetto slang, it caught on as a term used by preppy teenfags and douchebags alike. The overuse of the word annoyed a lot of internet users and eventually spawned a popular meme that spread though Facebook claiming that swag really is "a 60's acronym thought up by closet homosexuals standing for "secretly we are gay" ", and even though that is a load of bullshit, it actually got the sheeple of Facebook to stop using the term.

This day in age, saying swag in a non-sarcastic way in public will probably just end up getting your ass beat, as it is no longer "in style", even for preppy teenfags. The term is still used by internet trolls, and as a joke, but that's about it.

1841: "How about we split this swag up evenly?"
1996: "Do you want some free swag and a brochure?"
2011: "You're just jealous cuz I got swag."
2015: "Who the fuck even says swag anymore?"
By Emma
Swag

Me holds are burstin' with swag.
By Cherida
Swag
Orginally from the Scottish slang word "swagger" which was a description of the way some Scots walk (in a swaying motion), the word was then misinterpreted by the English as "the way someone presents themselves". Eg, whether someone looks cool.
The word quickly made its way to the states and has ever since become the catchphrase of douchbags and tools everywhere.

Person 1: "I think that guy off Jersey Shore has swag"
Person 2: "You're a dick"
By Genevieve
Swag
swag (swăg)
n.

1.
a. An ornamental drapery or curtain draped in a curve between two points.
b. An ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.
c. A carving or plaster molding of such an ornament.
2. Slang. Stolen property; loot.
3. Australian. The pack or bundle containing the personal belongings of a swagman.
4.
***a. Common American Slang. Cheap, low quality marijuana with a low level of THC. Typically said to range ~30USD for 1/8 lb. depending on locale.***
b. Slang. Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer.


intr.v., swagged, swag·ging, swags.
1. Chiefly British. To lurch or sway.
2. Australian. To travel about with a pack or swag.

Probably of Scandinavian origin.


Acronyms:
Scientific Wild Ass Guess
Semantic Web Agreement Group
Shock Wave Generator
Silly Wild Ass(ed) Guess
Simulated Waste Access to Ground Water
Sold Without A Guarantee
Sophisticated Wild Ass Guess
Souvenirs, Wearables And Gifts
Standard Written Agreement
Still Wondering and Guessing
Stolen While At Gig
Stuff We Acquired Gratis
Stuff We All Get

Mike threw some cannabis seeds out in some wild field returned and a year later to collect his swag.
By Chantal
Swag
Swag is an annoying word that stupid assholes made up to make themselves sound cool. if you look closely, you'll notice that the more frequently someone says the word swag, the less of it they have. seriously it's fucking annoying.

nick- hey buddy... i was just mackin up these fine ass biddies last night...they were all over my swag

Me- dude, you're a 14 year old white guy that hasn't even kissed a girl yet, STFU!
By Waneta
Swag
"Secretly. We. Are. Gay."
just so you know what people mean when they tlk about their "swag"

dude: i got hella swag!!
other dude: i didnt know you were gay :O
By Binnie
Swag
So many people think swag is something its not... swag mean Secretly. We. Are. Gay.
so, all lgbtqia+ peeps should start using swag.

Wow thats so swag!

Wait, are you, you know?

yes, of course, swag.
By Kasey
Swag
A stupid, retard excuse used by lame ass thugs and hipsters to justify the bullshit style and fucked up color matching they wear.

Random Guy: Why the hell are you wearing a jean jacket with lime green sweats, an orange plaid shirt, and pink sneakers?

Gay hipster: Cause I have swag. Yolo.
By Nataline
Swag
apperance ,style ,or the way he or she presents them selves.

By Miriam