a word, or group of words said when high to get you a little offguard, breaking your concentration because it sparks something up in your past.
Kid 1: "Hey, how about you pull your pants down, turn around, and touch your toes."
Kid 2: "HOLY SHIT OMG STOP HUMPING GOD STOP AHHHH MOMMMMMMYYYYYY."
Kid 1: "Haha I'll use those switches when he gets older."
Kid 2: "Fuck you Jimmy."
By Charlean
Switch-It
A hypothetical game that is played by placing the thumb of one's hand into one's own mouth while simultaneously placing the thumb on one's other hand into one's own anus, and then switching the thumb positions after an undetermined period of time. Most commonly used as a term to negatively express the passing of time with extreme inactivity or waiting. Very similar to the term "Grab Ass".
John: "Did you have a date with that girl last night?"
Tom: "Nah man, she said she'd call me back in 10 minutes but never did. I sat around the house playing 'switch-it' all night."
This occurs when you find that your boyfriend/girlfriend's roommate is a far better match for you. This leads you to think of a plan to "switch" roomates. However, this is not an easy task. People during the middle ages were locked up for even thinking about it.
My jokes bounced off my girlfriend like superman but her roommate laughed hysterically. I then decided it was definitely time for the switch!
An older (70s-80s) term that means to walk in an exaggerated motion, where you are rocking, or "switching" your behind back and forth to get attention. Streetwalkers do this to get the attention of johns. Therefore, switching is not seen as a positive term. It's a term used for someone who is considered slutty, promiscuous or just a plain showoff. Usually used for women but also sometimes for effeminate or gay men.
Look at this chick walking down the street. As soon as I drove up, she started switching. She still ain't gettin' no ride. I gotta get over my mom's for some of her bomb asspotato salad.
