Define T.p.s Meaning

T.P.S
Tinny Penis Syndrome: A male that obsessively brags about having a large member and his sexual conquests in reality is unable to satisfy the opposite sex and propagate the species.

Every time that me and my boyfriend fight he brings up that he has a large member so there isn't a problem, he can javel a javelin from ten feet away so he can fix it, or well my car is better than your car when non of it has to do with our conversation. Later I proceeded to tell my counselor and she explained T.P.S.
By Sabra
T.P.S. Report
From the movie "Office Space", the acronym is short-hand for so many possible word combinations, however the beauty of the T.P.S. Report is that no one truly knows what it is or what "T.P.S" stands for. Used to express that something is useless busy-work.

"I can't stand these freakin' T.P.S. Reports that we have to do for biology class."
By Rhodia
Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.)
When a guy wears such tight pants on a consistent basis they start to rub away his leg hair leaving hairless patches. Usually happens on the broad bike-riding calves of hipsters.

I got these killer new pants, but they're mad tiny. When I took them off I had a serious case of Tight Pant Syndrome (T.P.S.).
By Riannon
T.P.S
(Toxic pea syndrome) were you are forced to eat peas and uncontrollably vomit from the direct contact of disgustingness with your stomach lining.

Dam susan got T.P.S from last nights vegetable. She threw it up all over the beer butt chicken.
By Judie
T.p.s.

this bully must really have a case of T.P.S.!
By Roxy