Define Take A Shower Meaning

Take A Shower
Something some of y’all never heard of because you smell like ass everyday thinking that bealls outlet 7 dollar perfume gonna help.

Damn nigga you stink take a shower do something you need to wash dat ass
By Gerta
Taking A Shower
Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.
By Carmita
Take A Shower
Another way to say I'm gonna go jack off. Code language.

By Estelle
Taking A Shower
1. The act in which one goes into a man made rain storm.
2. Where the best singers are always found.

taking a shower is like going to a rain forest.

Dude 1: What's that noise?!
Dude 2: Marg is taking a shower
By Goldy
Taking A Shower
A term referring to masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.
By Helen
Take A Shower
Premium relationship with unexplained lore

im gonna go take a shower but after you wanna talk? i miss you soo much already ❤️ its killing me i dont understand why i miss you when you're gone for even 15 minutes 😤 ❤️i love you soo much
By Leora
Go Take A Shower

bro u got dick cheese build up go take a shower
By Donelle
Go Take A Shower!
Reference made by fans of the anime 'This Ugly Yet Beautiful World' a.k.a. 'Kono Minikuku mo Utsukushii Sekai'. Based on a scene in episode 2 where Jennifer and Hikari take a shower together. It is used to point out a lesbian act.

Me: "Hey Danielle what were you and Jessica doing last night?"

Danielle: "What do you think?"

Me: "Feeling each other." *snickers*

Danielle: "Ugh! Go take a shower!"
By Gracie
Go Take A Shower
On our bus, taking a shower means masturbating...especially if your name is will. Yeah, will, we all know it's true.

-julie-

"I'm gonna go take a shower...I'll talk to you tomorrow."
"But, will, you have taken like five showers today..."
"Yeah, well...i gotta go take a shower."
"Well, go have fun taking a shower"
By Brooks
Take A Cold Shower
to relieve yourself of all sexual desire. i.e masterbation or a cold shower

"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."
By Joli