parent: what would you like for dinner tonight kids?
kid: can we get takeaways?
By Jennie
Takeaway
Noun. Any new piece of information gleaned from a lecture, interview, or other media presentation, etc. that can be of exponential value when acted upon or put to use.
Among the general fund of knowledge provided in this financial seminar, there were actually several takeaways that could give our company great marketing edge.
A person who dates or co-habits with others purely to extracttakeaways from them, in particular a woman who strives to marry a wealthy man who is able to provide copious amounts of the unhealthy food which they desire.
Then it dawned upon me.. Claire was a takeaway digger and she was only with me for the fish and chips.
By Natassia
Takeaway Wife
An old single male (normally rich) who goes to Asia solely to pick up a young hot Asian girl to bring back to his country to marry and have kids with. (kids usually retarded due to the age of male partner) This makes the girl a takeaway wife.
When a woman constanly drops food down her top and gets it wedged between her boobs, she gains the nickname takeaway tits.
Girl: Arghh, I dropped a chip down my top again....
Guy: Nice goin takeaway tits..
Guy 1: Hey did you see Laura in the cafeteria yesterday?
Guy2: Yeh, talk about takeaway tits, more food went down her top then in her mouth.
By Inez
Takeaway Tax
when living in a shared house the person who is responsible for the shopping or cooking and really can't be arsed can opt to buy a takeaway as forfiet for being lazy.
guy1: man, i really can't be arsedcooking tonight, i think i'll pay takeaway tax.
everybody: whoohoo, PIZZA!!!!!
By Theresita
SCP-5000: Bad Luck For Takeaway
SCP 5000
OBJECT CLASS: Euclid Also know as Bad Luck For Takeaway, can give you more misfortune than your luck. She never did a bottleflip
She demonstrated to be the only one that can see SCP 096 directly
"A smart person beat a strong person, but an unlucky person beat them all. And i am that person" Said SCP-5000: Bad Luck For Takeaway.