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Define Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands Meaning
Taking Matters Into Your Own Hands
Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Holding your sausage hostage
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having
a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Mary
rejecting
him for sex once again,
Larry
had to take
matters
into his own hands."
By Camila
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