1. I went to drive-thru and ordered a double Tatooed Tina and a Large Diet soda, cause I'm on that new sugar free diet.
2. When I was at the mall today I saw a Tatooed Tina walk out of the buffet, she caught me looking at her, and for a brief second, I felt
sheer terror and nakedness as I felt she saw me as a
chili cheese hot dog holding hands with a large
vanilla milk shake!