When you take a girl home after a night out to do a bit of the
horizontal shuffle and in a moment of painful
sobriety you realise you've pulled a whale. Realising you need to get this
mammoth out of the house before your mates see her you stop riding her and call her a taxi home. Like most taxi-rides the money you pay is rarely worth it.
"
Dude what was going on in your room last night?"
"taxi-ride"
"oh... are you OK?"
"I'd
rather not talk about it."