As tax-filing season arrives upon the US, every year delivers the same surprising fact that, indeed, this includes you too.
“The filing deadline’s tomorrow. Did you do yours? Cuz you look too chill.”
“Yes! I paid someone to do them. The taxonomymnemonic you suggested (TAX-OH NO!-ME!) helped me remember.”
A stupid, overcomplicated, and outrageous way of classifying whether my toe is different than somebody else’s or the tree I my backyard. Also known as making students spent countless hours on end researching at home and struggling to understand how a giraffe is different than a godforsaken potato plant.
My taxonomy class caused a Mexican food crap to fire itself onto my ass like a torpedo even though I didn’t eat any Mexican food.
