1. When you don't wanna take a shit alone in a
public bathroom, so you get a friend 2 come along, and take a shit in the
adjacent stall.
2. When you don't wanna be bored while taking a shit, so you ask a friend to be your
dumping buddy.
1. Dude, that bathroom is freaking me out, lets go take
a team shit.
2. Yo, this is gonna
take me a while, so come along and
we will team shit it.