An Indian man speaking through an earpiece with
heavy breathing calling you at the most random of times and say that you have a virus and they need to
fix it.
Most victims that fall for this
scam are the elderly who don't know much about computers.
*phone rings*
Troll: Hello?
Rauhl: Hello sir this is
windows technical support calling about your windows computer because it is infected with a virus and we need to get rid of it.
Rauhl: Turn on your computer, your windows computer
Troll: It's already on.
Rauhl: what do you see on your keyboard?
Troll: keys...
Rauhl: okay what need to do is press
Windows key and R for Romeo
*Unspecified of time later*
Rauhl: NO NO NO PRESS
WINDOWS KEY HOLD IT DOWN AND PRESS R FOR ROBERT
Troll: where is the windows button? I use a Windows 1990 computer and I can't find a
windows key.
Rauhl: *silence*
Raul: YOU MADARCHOD BHENCHOD YOU NO KNOW HOW USE COMPUTER?!!?*
