TDS is a condition in which younger drivers, particularly teenagers, begin driving like
maniacs when there's absolutely no reason to do so. People with TDS don't usually realize their condition and thus
blame it on the drivers who are forced to share the road with them.
Guy 1: That fucker cut me off!
Guy2: But you had the red light.
Guy 1: It doesn't matter! I was going to go and he cut me off!
Guy 2: Just let it go, man. It's not like we're in a hurry or anything.
Guy 1: I'm gonna kill
that son of a bitch!
Guy 2: Slow down! You've got a really bad case of
TDS today.
Guy 1: TDS?
Guy 2:
Teenage Driver Syndrome