The surreal
anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the
real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in
the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's
tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger,
cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better
call in the lawyers anyway...