"i think this guy likes me, his text back tempo is really fast"
By Shir
Down To Not Text Back
A variation on "Down To Fuck," Down to Not Text Back implies a girl that will most definitely not return your digital advances. Usually, this situation can be transparent. However, the worst cases occur when you get totally played and blindsided by a girl who's seemingly really really really into you.
When your texting the only person you like to text and you fall asleep. So they are thinkin something bad maybe so when you notice you wanna kommit ded and you cant bc you have to text them back or they wont ever get a text back😔 sorry
Being a bloke I have to say this is actually what GIRLS do. They feel the need to play "hard to get" and therefore don't text back, though usually it'll be after a couple of texts so it doesn't look too obvious.
Me: I was texting Becca earlier
My Mate: Cool, how'd it go?
Me: Ok for about half an hour, then she turned on the old unable-to-text-back syndrome
My Mate: Tut, of course...
By Stepha
Unable-to-text-back Syndrome
disease contracted by men whenever we text them saying anything remotely different to 'shag me now'