THE WAY VERN TOLD MY GIRLFRIEND, "PERLA" ABOUT MY ONE NIGHT STAND WITH KIM, WAS TEXT-BOOK HATING.
By Rosanna
Text-book
When someone sends you a long, more than 2 page, text message telling you a story. Could easily be told by calling the listener, but is rather told by sending a long text message.
Erinsent me a text-book about how she hooked up with some guy. It took longer to receive the message than it did to read it.