Define Thanos Meaning

Thanos
a shriveled up, sad, lonely, idiotic grape who yeeted half the universe into the soul stone who wears a shiny yellow oven mitt with magic stones in them (no, it is not the sorcerer’s stone).

person 1: WHAT HAPPENED TO PETER?!?!? WHY DID HE HAVE TO GO?!?!?
person 2: Because thanos happened.
person 1: -yeets chanclas at tv-
By Ortensia
Thanos
thanos shows up in a few movies. thanos is that fat grape you see in avengers 1 and 3, and is mentioned in avengers 2 by thor at the end of the movie. he has six children, the only names i can remember are Gamora, Nebula, and Ebony Maw. by children i mean kidnapping victims. oh yeah thanos killed like 871473832271472741284278 people in avengers 3. oh yeah, i forgot that he was in the post credit scene of the avengers 2, he got his retarded shiny yellow glove while saying fInE, iLl Do It MySeLf. thanos apparently thinks that genocide is good and thinks its his turn to play with the infinity stones, which are the power stone, time stone, space stone, soul stone, mind stone,

thanos: i willz killz half of zee universe
gamora: no
GAMORA WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
thanos: me hav infajsdnuiity stons
thor: u dei 4 dat
thanso; u shpsjudve gooneee for da head
871473832271472741284277 PEOPLE WERE KICKED FROM CHAT
petr: i dont feel so good
petr WAS KICKED FROM CHAT
nebula: he dod at
thanos: πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ XDXDXDXDXDXD
By Ester
Thanos
a fat rasin that snaps half of the universe away

thanos is a rasin

Everyone else:reeeeeee
By Crysta
Thanos
a poor choice of design floting around in space with a golden oven mit bought from televison advertisment with pet rock collection

this is as bad as ,thanos
By Germana
Thanos

thanos is a hot raisin
By Missy
Thanos
big angry purple grape wanna get sum rocks for his sparkly latex glove

thanos no protecc,thanos atacc but most importantly he snap
By Catherin
Thanos
a big purple ruffle chin grape that wants stones to get dem toes

thanos went snap and the moths around the lamp were gone
By Cecily
Thanos

By Nixie
Thanos
a big purple raisin floating around in space with a sparkly oven mitt.

Thanos is coming for those jems boi!!!
By Janis
Thanos
A purple man with a nut-sack chin that loves collecting rocks. He also loves adopting random children after murdering their family.

β€œMan, Thanos really screwed the Avengers”
By Guillema