Define The Accident Meaning

The Accident
we don't speak of the accident

By Lorianna
Accident

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"
By Emelia
On Accident
The improper usage of the phrase "by accident". Started in the United States, but it has started to spread to other countries like a plague. A terrible, terrible, grammar plague.

Cleetus: "Hey Maude, this 'ere critter dang near made me spill mah beer on accident."
By Aurore
ACCIDENT
An event; when one urinates or fecalizes prematurely to reaching an established restroom facility, typically staining one's clothes and causing much embarassment.

Typically, having shat oneself.

Billy: "Teacher! Clyde shit himself on the swing!"
Teacher: "No, no, Billy! Clyde had an 'accident'..."
Billy: "Nawp. He shat himself and flew right off that sumbitch!"
By Carina
'Accident'
n. A commonly used excuse with the intention of averting responsibility.

'accident'
Person 1: "I saw your hand down there and heard some noise, I call bullshit!"
Person 666: "It was merely an accident."
Person 1: "Oh, spare me your rhetoric, you know that your hand and arm didn't just magically spasm near my girlfriend's ass."
By Mavis
Accidenting

"Mary, did you see those two cars accidenting?"

"Yes, I saw the whole thing!"
or
"Wonderful, the baby is Accidenting in his brand new pants!"
By Deny
ACCIDENT
Something that happens with out intent.

Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.
By Coraline
Accidate
a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.

"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'
By Tamar
Accident

By Ruthanne
Accidently
1. How you would type accidentally quick, especially in texting.
2. A common spelling error of accidentally

I think I spelled accidentally spelled accidentally as accidently
By Rhianna