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Define The Barber Meaning

Barber
The most powerful person in the world decides whether you will get roasted for the next 2 weeks.Often compared with God Himself

LaJohn-Man that nigga screw up my hair so hard i look like some steve Harvey shit nigga

Daquan-yo ima expose yo ass

DeWhiteboy-man your barber must be ass nigga for that shit
By Chere
Barbered
To reach an advanced state of intoxication, otherwise referred to as "getting pissed/maggot/wasted/drunk/plastered", possibly complimented by severe projectile vomiting.

Person 1: Hey mate what did you get up to on Saturday night?
Person 2: Ahh not much just got barbered with a few mates.
By Lissi
Barber
a man who likes to shave his women's pubic hair prior to sex.

Tony is such a barber that he takes a travel bag with foam and razor to the nightclubs trolling for pussy.
By Dedra
Barbers
an adjective saying that a person is telling a fake story for his/her own reason..
somtimes telling a story to show off or to be prestigious.

Juan is barbers, he tells his own story even his story didn't even happen...

Paulo is also barbers, his story is different from Juan's even though the story never even happened..

Juan tells that John stinks and dived into a creek.
Paulo tells that John stinks and took a bath.
John doesn't stink at all..
By Ekaterina
Barber
Verb - to jiggle the door handle of a potentially unoccupied room in hopes of finding it unlocked, thereby enabling the "barberer" to rob said room. Also the process of verifying all rooms are locked before leaving a secure building.

Hey T.J., did you barber the doors before you left work to make sure they were locked?
By Karylin
Barber
There have only been speculations of the one they call Barber. All we know is that his steps crack cement, his hair flows like Fabio's, and he has the figure of greek god. Some say that he is more than a man but less than a God. Like Hercules. It's been said his single footstep has the power to ripple effect across the world and cause a tsunami in the eastern hemisphere. Barber spottings have been most recorded in Demascus, MD and Orono, ME. He has been known to hold bi-yearly killing sprees on the campuses of JMU, UD, UNH, UMass, William and Mary, Villanova and Towson. It has been told that he is the sole cause of ending the football programs of Hofstra and Northeastern. The WWF (world wildlife federation) has its speculations that barber caused the earthquake of haiti. There are only two know aliases of Barber which are "the Duke of Demascus" and "Mathew Yohan Von Barberstein."

If you have seen the one they call Barber please approach with caution and respect his luscious and predominant presence.

"Barber could fuck up the rotational axis of the earth"
By Leone
Barbering
VERB
A counter offer to a trade in fantasy sports that is so horrible there are no words, also effectively ending all negotiations from moving forward.

Examples; "There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm gonna barber this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."

"There is no one on this guys team I want, I'm barbering this trade."

"I tried to make that deal work but they barbered me."
By Ulrica
Barber
to cut a line or a class or to skip work

Damn that line is long im bout to be a barber

Im bout to be a barber an not go to work
By Joelle
Barberism
overpaying for a crappy haircut

$20 for a Great Clip's haircut!? Such barberisms cannot be tolerated.
By Shela
Barber
Someone who enjoys playing with and shaving pubic hair

"he's not my homie, he's my barber, takes care of my pubes n shit"
By Kimmy