Define The Beano Meaning

The Beano
bit of crap to scoop up dog shit with.

a person is walking down the road and sees a bit of shit. He thinks 'hmmm, good job i've got my beano with me. i'll clear that up!2
By Avis
Beanos
a bean that was fused with Thanos making the ultimate lifeform BEANOS

By Juline
Beanos
Beanos is the most powerful character in all of the imaginative world of Marvel. Have you ever heard of Galactus, the destroyer of worlds, who literally eats worlds for breakfast. Well Beanos can completely obliterate Galactus's entire family with the blink of an eye. You should be afraid, because Beanos may seem cute and harmless, but he is the most evil being to ever live.

Random Human On Street: What in the world? Awww it looks so cute. Who's your owner little buddy?
Beanos: How dare you asume someone owns me!
Random Human On Street: Ahhhh. You can speak? Get away from me! *starts running away*
Beanos: *looks at human running* You are pitiful! *blinks* (Random Human On Street running away disintegrates)
Beanos: This is my world! Everyone, Bow down to me!
By Mureil
Beano
This is slang for a "lads' trip" away on the piss...kind of like a stag-do, but there's no need for anyone to get married. Any excuse will do....

Goin on a beano with the lads to Blackpool..got well tanked on last's years beano, and plan to do so again..
By Tommy
Beanos
The god and leader of Beanism. Beanos is the one who will save us from the fortnite players as they should be eradicated. He likes baked beans but will smite those who like kidney beans

Man: I almost died last night, I almost met Beanos. Man2: That would have been lit fam
By Rena
Beanos
Our lord and savior who has come back to us after he finished fighting of the evil spirits of dank past. He has blessed this earth with his pressence and shall spare us casual mortals so we can live another day.

All hail the great lord Beanos, and how much cash and money he holds in his pants. Hallelujah.
By Willa
Beano
British colloquialism for "beanfeast"; a party, festival, celebration, always with food. An enjoyable good time.

We're having the company beano at Nicole's place this year.
By Edie
Beanos
a kidney bean standing upwards that is purple and has humanoid features

Matt : bruh when i have sleep paralasis i always see beanos looking me in my eyes

John : deadass?
By Theresa
Beanos

Praise our lord and savoir beanos
By Maryanne
BEANOS
A simple little bean that was watching infinity war and all of a sudden, POW!! Thanos comes out of the TV The Ring style and fused with the innocent bean and created the masterpiece named BEANOS!!!!!!!!!

Everybody chillin till Beanos
By Veronika