First Lady
Melania Antoinette’s signature ongoing campaign of fashionable
one-upmanship that she unabashedly flaunts at children’s hospitals, formal State dinners, and those dreaded visits to the
underprivileged or seriously underdressed starving classes
Yes, my sad but wondrous little
darlings, I conceived of the “Be the Best” campaign in a dream I had one
starry night down in our place at
Mar-A-Lago, a beautiful and magical place you may work one day.