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Define The Blizzard Meaning

The Blizzard
a fan is needed. when a male is getting head and when he is about to cum, ejaculates into the fan, simulating a blizzard of semen on to the girl's face

you : dude did the blizzard hit your house last night?

someone else: no, dude its july
you: heh heh, i know ; )
By Laina
Blizzarding
Blizzarding is when you creampie a chick inside of a Dairy Queen and if she stands up and it comes out, you go for Round 2.

Nibba 1: “dawg tonight I’m going Blizzarding.”
Nibba 2: “get the fuck away from me nibba”
By Almire
Blizzard
The act of farting cocaine onto someone's face.

Let's get a hooker and have her blast a blizzard on us.
By Concettina
Blizzarded
Coined during the great Chicago blizzard of 2011, it's the term that best describes the "good time" one may have stuck inside with his or her pals on a Snow Day.

Looks like it's supposed to snow, like, 30 inches, let's hunker down and get blizzarded
By Trudey
Blizzard
A company that shatters the hopes and dreams of people around the world by feeding them false patch update news for World of Warcraft and getting them excited for nothing.

"Did you hear about Druid healers being buffed next patch? I can't wait!"

"Nah man, it's Blizzard, do you really think they'd stick with it?"
By Meredith
Blizzard
n. A game company which creates the most addictive award-winning games.

Has created Starcraft and Warcraft universes, and the ever-popular Diablo game.

Hey, look, that game was made by Blizzard.
By Adelaide
Blizzard
A great dessert from Dairy Queen.

This is the first, the original of ice cream desserts. Long before Sonic's Blasts or McDonald's McFlurries, there was the great. The Blizzard is still the best, don't be fooled by the cheap imitations!
By Alika
Blizzard
Despite the fact that they're not a mining company, they're always hitting gold.

Dude. You played WoW? Blizzard really struck gold with that.
By Vivianne
Blizzard
1, A large storm (usually including snow)
2, A large storm (usually containing Dandruff)
3, A computer game's manufacturer who have successfully taken money from the majority of 12-year-old annoyances that surf the net (i salute you blizzard)
4, A large storm (usually containing a womans hair..very very bushy hair for that matter)

Guy - "Oh god that was a really big storm..i'm coverd in all this white stuff"

Gal - "erm that's not snow"

or

Minor - "OMG!! Blizzard can't do anything right, *%@#% bliz"

Man - "You try running a game than, or try running across a railway track and improve our gene-pool"
By Karna
Blizzard
When the male shakes his penis vigorously over his girlfriends face while he is cumming to create a blizzard like effect.

Yo man! I gave my girlfriend a blizzard last night in the back seat of the car and she had nothing to wipe it off with so she had to get out and wipe her face on the grass.
By Beatrice