Define The Boards Meaning

How retarded people spell the word bored.

A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.

1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.
3) To be screwed over.

A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.

Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.

Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.

Used by some of my friends to describe a map or level in a video game. Usually used when talking about said map or expressing opinion about that map.

How idiotic person says Boardwalk.

The point where one cannot hold her their bowel movement, typically diarhea. The body stiffens up like a wooden board, hence the name 'boarding'.

Quick movements while boarding may cause one to shit their pants. Famously discussed by former Dodger's pitcher George Brett regarding an incident of food poisoning in the Las Vegas strip.