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Define The Buffet Meaning

Buffeting
A word often used by James May while accelerating on Top Gear.

Richard: ''I know at some point, in that car, while he's doing his run, he'll be saying Buffeting''
James: '' Buffeting! Buffeting!''
By Florencia
Buffetting
The act of throwing an object out of a window due to it not performing as expected

Jim - "this disc is awful"
Steven - "then start buffetting it!"
By Stephana
Buffeteers
Slovenly morbidly-obese humanoids who frequently visit all-you-can-stuff-down-your-gullet restaurants while wearing stretch pants that don't have any choice and caps they haven't removed in decades, either staring at strangers while loudly chewing, and/or lurching heedlessly between tables with plates heaped with yet more food while ignoring the screams from their running, flailing offspring who are dropping food everywhere.


We can sit in the far corner, honey, as the hardcore buffeteers and their rugrats seem to be concentrated near the kitchen.
By Lynnette
Buffet
Usually a long line of random foods that will make you want to taste everything. This will result in a very big stomach ache and/or the inability to stand up and walk around.

Maria: Man! Look at this buffet! There's so much food! I'll just taste a bit of everything.

Bob: Yeah, right! I bet you five bucks you'll need help getting out of your seat after you finish eating.

(Later)

Maria: Here's the five bucks, now can you help me?

Bob: Nope. (runs off with money)
By Doti
Buffeter
Pronounced buffet-ers.

The stereotypical fat people who are always at buffets.
Their arms look like cottage cheese, their thighs are bigger than an average man's head, etc.

The food is great....but the buffeters are making me lose my appetite!
By Merla
Buffet
A large group of fat bitches (it is a well known fact that fat bitches always travel in packs).

Yo, that fat sloppy mess is separated from her buffet. Where the fuck are her friends?
By Pamella
Buffeteer
A noun used to describe someone who enjoys or frequently attends buffets.

Lucy sure is a buffeteer, this is her fourth buffet this week!
By Jodee
Buffet
A type of restaurant in which fat/obese Americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. Said by theorists to be a major contribution to America's obesity problem.

Indeed, one of life's unanswered questions, is how the hell can the American hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.
By Bette-Ann
Buffet
Buffet is a short and discreet way for saying buttface.

How could you do that to me? You're such a buffet.
By Dania
Buffet
Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eatin' Together

Hometown Buffet sucks!
By Vale