When you are having sex with a girl doggie style while in the CaptainMorgans pose with one foot up, you find a Captain Morgans bottle and shove it in her ass.
a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly this so called "Captain" also has to fly awayin the end of his/her post
op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*
I drank twenty ounces of Captain tonight and it ended up all over my couch along with the contents of my stomach.
By Ree
The Captain
A ponderous rogue that infuses the masses with the will to drink. Many compare him Captain Hook, but the latter could never live up to these alcoholic expectations.
"Matt, did you get your captain on?"
"Ughh... "(a groan because he woke up in his own vomit)
By Krista
Captain
A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).