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Define The Carpet Meaning

The Carpet
A colloquial nickname given to the home ground of Arsenal Football Club. Located in Ashburton Grove, it is more widely known as the Emirates Stadium, for sponsorship reasons.

The term 'the carpet's is attributed to the stadium due to the exceptional quality of the grass as a playing surface.

Man 1: wa'gwanin this Saturday bruv?

Man 2: na'gwanin, just watching Arsenal at the Carpet bruvvv.
By Golda
Carpet
the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."
By Lane
Carpeted
the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.

My god! Last night Mikey drank 13 pints of cider, he was so carpeted!
By Luce
Carpet
a woman's pubic hair

Her carpet was well trimmed.
By Joni
Carpet
a soft material used to cover floors

I skipped happily along the carpet, and when I tripped I only chipped four teeth.
By Casey
Carpet
A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.

"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"
By Karlotta
Carpeter
1) a person who puts in carpet and does not build houses

Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?

Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
By Willette
Carpeting
When you get so high that all you do is lay on the floor "to help the carpet do its job because it's always working overtime"

Jon: I don't think I was THAT high...
Bryan: Dude, you were upstairs carpeting for like six hours.

Jon: Okay, maybe it was a little too much LSD.
By Kelci
Carpet
A person who gets walked on and used day after day

Wow thanks now I feel like a carpet.
By Mallissa
Carpeteer
A Carpeteer is a girl or woman who eats at anothers sushi bar AKA (vagina or pussy)

Note: a bit of a classy lady

Sheila is a full on carpeteer as you can see.
By Francene