Define The Cat Meaning

The Cat
Slang for the woman's vagina (or pussy)
Made popular by Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Sprung on the Cat"

"Dont pet the cat if you just met the cat. If you're sprung on the cat, you might as well eat it."
By Sean
The Cat
A mythical cat that comes in at night and shits in your mouth usually after a long night of drinking or muff diving.

Mike: "Hey, did you guys see the cat."
Jay: "What cat?"
Mike: "The cat that shit in my mouth."
By Amberly
The Cat
A man who is considered asexual and harmless by women.

During a shopping trip with his female friend Jen, Ed was asked to help undo Jens bra. There was nothing sexual in this act - in fact, to Jen Ed was The Cat - so completely asexual and harmless that the idea of being naked around him didn't even register to her.
By Loralyn
The Cat
Originating from Longwood University, 'the cat' is a contruction site where the kids go to partake in illegal activities...

Where do u wanna go?
-The Cat.....-
Wooord!
By Miquela
CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!
when a person makes the noice cat cat cat cat cat cat

"CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT!"
By Olly
Cats
Ninjas in fur suit with knives hidden in the paws.

When you cat(or cats) stalks the hallway at night? Yeah, it's training.
By Dionis
Cats
the most cuddly gifts from god.

Cats are my idol.

Cats are love. Cats are life.
By Laraine
Cat
U must be pretty stupid if you don’t know what a cat is

You just now: what is a cat?
Me: Who does not know what a cat is?
By Devondra
Cat
an epic creature that will shoot fire at you if you get near it. you can usually find one outside or near/in a house. its main abilities are to chomp and scratch but they can also pounce, shoot lasers out of their eyes, be cute, jump as high as they want, and fly. do not fight one unless you are equipped with extreme power armor and heavy assault cannons. its also better to bring multiple friends. dont say i didnt warn you when you get vaporized from being fooled by its cuteness.

i walked up to a cat and died because i wasnt well equipped
By Reggi
Cat
A small, usually furry creature. It chooses when it will send or receive affection. They will either love you or completely despise you, there is no inbetween. Will most likely control the human race in 50 years.

Person #1: What is that!

Person #2: Just my cat.
By Amalle