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Define The Couch Meaning

The Couch
The Couch is the thing, me and ribbs and dan(my brothers mate) sat on while waiting for the train to come at dunmore station.The train took 3 hours to come so me, dan and ribbs went for a walk and found this couch in this room with nothing else in there so we all sat on it and didnt tell the other 3 cunts that were with us cause it was too comfortable.

Dan:Fuck this couch is so comfortable man.
Ribbs:I rekon, should i tell the others.
Tommo:Na fuck that shit its to good man lets just sit here and enjoy it.
Ribbs and Dan:hmmmmm yeahhhhhh
By Trisha
Couch To Couch
The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.
By Brinna
Couched
(adj.) to be under the influence of marijuana to the point where you are stuck on the couch or you just can't wait to get to the couch.

Dawg, I'm fuckin couched right now.
Dude, I'm mutha fuckin' couched.
By Emogene
Couch
Where you sleep when you get your girlfriend mad; but not mad enough to be kicked out of the house.

After she caught me talking to my ex, I was on the couch.
By Luelle
Couch
A piece of furniture more diverse than a coffee table.

Hey, move over so I can sit on the couch.

Is it ok if I crash at your place?
Sure, you can have the couch.

You don't have any foot rests?
Nah, just prop 'em up on the couch.

I ate dinner in front of the tv last night on the couch.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I used the couch.

I bought my dog a couch.
By Tomasine
On The Couch
In therapy; undergoing talk therapy with a mental heath professional, traditionally psychoanalysis.

Ben's been on the couch since he was 13, but he still hates his father.
By Joella
Couch
when a girl sits on your lap and subtly grinds your cock with her ass in public, pretending that shes not (like a couch dance)

I knew for sure Jen wanted to fuck when she started couching me at Lisa's party
By Jeniece
Couch
I'm a couch
Imma put you fools at ease
I'm at work while ur asleep
And my price is generally steep

im a couch
By Mellie
In Couch
When someone constantly sleeps on a couch. This word takes the place of the common "in bed" saying.

Hey where is your brother? Oh he's "In Couch", better let him sleep.
By Beth
Couching
Couch, pillow, blanket, Netflix.

Leave me alone I'm couching.

Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?
By Brynna