Define The Current Meaning

I tried to currentize an otherwise bland outfit with a couple of leather belts worn stacked around my waist.

Yes currently.
I'm here currently.

EXAMPLE1
GIRL1: who's your current
GIRL2: ben

EXAMPLE2
BOY1: bro, are you guys dating yet?
BOY2: nah man, shes just my current

That guy is so CURRENT

He's literally so cute, he's the current.

hahah Furrent lol (current and furry)

Girl 1- "I love her outfit it's like hipster, but new!"

Girl 2- "Yeah! She's so current !"

*electricity outage occurs*

“Man the current’s off again”

Proffesor: The current here is stronk

Student : the fuck is a current?

Proffesor: sea wind.

Tracy Grimshaw: The public has been outraged over (some infamous baddie) being left in peace.
Cue shitty footage of some male reporter harassing baddie at their place of residence.

Tracy Grimshaw: There's been some new evidence that suggests cats prefer the colour red.
"Expert" (flipping pages): Uh well we've been seeing a lot of new evidence that cats like red.
Random cat lady: "My old Mittens loves red things."
Street random: "Yeah I like cats."

Tracy Grimshaw: Next week on A Current Affair...