Define The Deal Meaning

The Deal
The topic at hand.

Look at that deal. Can you hand me that deal.
By Ailey
Deal Or No Deal
A reality tv show on NBC that requires no skill, in which contestants merely choose briefcases at random. Recently, NBC demonstrated this by airing an episode where a monkey earned more money than a human contestant who was given the same setup of briefcases.

EX. 1
Host Howie: "Deal or no deal?"

Contestant: MOoohhahaH monkey sounds

EX. 2
Bill: Yeah, and to imagine I won it all on a game show.
Jim: Which one?
Bill: Deal or no deal?
Jim: Oh, the one that requires no skill.
By Leta
Deal Or No Deal
A show on NBC. It's known for its very over zealous host, Howie Mandel, and its even more over the top contestants. Most of which have some gimmick to offer on the show because that is the only way that NBC can get ratings these days. *sigh*. NBC used to have quality shows like ER, but they have turned into crap shows because NBC is more interested in the Apprentice and any other reality show they can get their hands on. Deal or no Deal has a good idea, but unfourtanately for us viewers it is on NBC.

Howeie Mandel: The Banker has just offered $100,000,000,000,000, deal or no deal?

Contestant: Um? Can I use one of my lifelines?

Howie Mandel: No dipshit! We'll be right back after some cheap advertising from NBC!
By Cindy
Deal Or No Deal
What you say to a prostitute who changed her price mid-fuck.

Man: "Bitch, I'll give you $20...Deal or No Deal?"

Whore: "Deal!"
By Kamila
Deal Or No Deal
When men see a female, there is a small tussle inside the man's mind. He tries to decide whether he would take part in sexual intercourse with her or not. When he decides, he yells "DEAL" if he would like to have sex with her, or "NO DEAL" if he does not. All his male friends should hear so they can view and give their own comments on the girl.

CLASSIC DEAL OR NO DEAL

Guy 1 - "There's Carmen Electra! DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "DEAL!"
Guy 3 - "DEAL!"

Guy 1 - "But oh no, here comes Amy Winehouse! NO DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "NO DEAL"
Guy 3 - "DEAL"
Guy 1 and 2 "What the fuck?!?!??!"
By Dulcy
Deal Or No Deal
A game show on NBC in which contestants open cases that have various amounts of money in them. If they select that case, that amount is not in play. Then, the "Banker" calls host, Howie Mandel, and gives the contestant an "offer" based on what amouts are left.

Are you going to watch Deal or No Deal tonight?
By Billi
That Deal
Denoting importance of a given individual or event. Complimenting someone for their strong leadership and charisma.

By Irene
NO DEAL
Same as no. Has many other uses and is more flexible. Can be used to shut someone up mid sentence

Example of No:
"Can I have some ?" "NO DEAL!"
Example of Flexibility:
"I love you" "NO DEAL!"
By Sherie
Dealing
When you act like boyfriend girlfriend but you're not actually. it also sometimes does lead to boyfriend girlfriend potencial.

We're not together, we're just DEALING.
By Bunnie
Deal
in air traffic control , when two planes get too close together.

fuck , did you hear jason just had a deal working the departures ?
By Jolie