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Define The Doorknob Meaning

Doorknob
Known for being illegal to lick on other planets

"Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets" –Spongebob
By Christan
Doorknob
a game played mostly by males in which (when someone farts) someone calls "doorknob" and beats the shit out of the farter until he or she passes out or touches a doorknob... the farter can call "safety" to keep from getting the shit beat out of him or her.

SITUATION 1:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob!"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve touches a doorknob
5. life goes back to normal

SITUATION 2:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve is too bruised and broken to get to the doorknob
5. steve never farts again

SITUATION 3
1. steve farts
2. steve: "safety"
3. the room stinks and bill does nothing
By Pauly
Doorknob
Someone who has frequent sex, with anyone who will stoop low enough to fuck them, regardless of physical appearance and/or hygiene.

"So I heard you're dating that new waitress..."
"Yeah, why?"
"Dude, she's a doorknob -- everyone gets a turn. I tagged her twice last month. I saw your dad coming out of her apartment yesterday."
By Mellie
Doorknob
A complete idiot who doesn't have a clue about anything.

A: that new song by greenday is awesome!
D: whats greenday
A: you're such a doorknob sometimes
By Lonni
Doorknob
This is what you say when someone else farts and you notice it before they say saftey ,you say doorknob. You can punch them until they toucha doorknob.

AHHH! Doorknob!
By Eda
Doorknob
What do you do with a door knob,,
you turn it,, with a woman who is a door knob
everyone gets a turn...door knob are for the gang....

Ayee this girl hailee is a Doorknob she messed with isaac and this dude named eli
By Danette
Doorknob
A person who is sexually promiscuous and indiscriminate about who they engage in sexual relations with.

That girl is a doorknob, everyone has had a turn.
By Kaia
Doorknobs
Deadpool's name for his guns.

A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.

"Doorknobs don't kill people; I kill people." ~ Deadpool
By Georgeta
Doorknob
A male or female who appears to one as attractive, until they get to know the person and become disappointed to find out they have absolutely no personality.

Girl 1: How are things with Will?
Girl 2: Ah, I'm so disappointed. He seemed perfect, but every date with him feels like forever because he's so dull.
Girl 1: Haha, he sounds like a total doorknob. You'd better ditch him.

Guy 1: Dude, look at that girl over there. Pretty hot, right?
Guy 2: Oh, Stacy? We used to date, but then I realized she was a total doorknob. Nothing to her. She can barely hold a two minute conversation.
By Neilla
Doorknob
The word said when someone whitnesses/hears another person fart. The person who says doorknob before the fart offender says safety gets to beat the shit out of the person who ripped one until he touches a doorknob, passes out or if the aggressor class and end to the abuse.

Nick: Rips a fart so loud that he shits himself.

Phil: Yells "doorknob!"

Mike: Begins to blow Nick until Phil tells Mike that that is not what doorknob means and that he has to beat the shit out of nick until he touches a doorknob.

Nick: pulls out and blows a load in Mikes face as he hurrys to touch the doorknob.

Phil: catches up to Nick and beats the shit out of him until he passes out only feet from the doorknob.
By Krista