Define The Gay Meaning

The Gay
The non-existant malady that one catches by being around homosexuals (males especially).

"Yo, John went to San Francisco, and now he has a boyfriend; he must have caught the gay!"
By Roxie
The Gay
The gay is a mysterious phenomenon that is observed prior to incidents of assfucking.

Tim joins the navy
He rides on the back of the man train
Tim's got the gay!
By Wynn
The Gay
1. Someone or something, that is in and of itself, entirely or extremly gay. This my be shown by the way the subject walks, breathes, dances, parts his hair, colors his hair, limps his wrist, has sex with men, etc.

2. A guy who attempts to look gay for the sake of actracting women he could not otherwise attract. (also see metrosexual)

1. Person One: Dude, look, it's the gay!
Person Two: ZOMG! Too much gayness! RUN!
The Gay: HAAAAAAAAAYYY! (limp wristed wave)
By Arabelle
Gay
(a) Able to sit nearer than five feet away from one’s bro in a hot tub

“Two broooos, chillin’ in a hot tub, five feet apart, ‘cause they’re not gay”
By Abagael
Gay
An insult used by literally every middle schooler on earth.

6th grader: ha u gay bro!1!1
another 6th grader: nah fam ur gei!1!
By Max
Gay
me

By Anneliese
Gay
your bro giving you a good night kiss and not saying "no homo"

bro 1: aight imma go to bed
bro 2: aight see you. wait i almost forgot
*intense fucking between bro 1 and bro 2*
bro 3: *watching from a distance* bruh thats gay.
i need to get in on that.
By Hyacinth
Gay-by
A place on the side of a motorway or dual-carriageway for two beefy male lorry drivers to smash each other's back doors in.

"Breaker breaker - Horny-Shawnie here. Coming up to the gay-by near Marmite Superhighway. Anyone fancy a bum? Over and out"
By Davina
Gay
Gay

Person 1: gay
Person 2: agreed
By Kira
Gay Gay Homosexual Gay
Chanted when someone or certain actions are gay, usually used by queer people on tumblr and twitter. Originated from an edited screenshot of a Yu-Gi-Oh character whispering "I can still hear his voice..." with another Yu-Gi-Oh character behind him chanting "gay gay homosexual gay"

Friend 1: Wow Jean and Lisa canonically live together and cook dinner for each other
Friend 2: gay gay homosexual gay
By Bethanne