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Define The Google Meaning

The Google
George W. Bush's way of referring to the popular search engine, Google.

"Yesterday I was using the Google"
By Nikaniki
The Google
The search engine used by George W. Bush and/or any other government official.

George Bush uses "The Google" on the "Internets"
By Corie
Googling Google
This literaly refers to the act of going to GOOGLE.com and searching g-o-o-g-l-e.

However, this is actually a very dangerous act. Googling google is like playing Russian Roulete, crossing the streams (Ghostbusters), or a hole in the space-tme continuoum (Back To The Future). What ever you do, do not google 'google' if you wish to stay safe.

It is BAD

Please, let me drive you home... you have had too much to drink... you don't want to be googling google on a night like this.
By Valaria
Googling Google
It is what one must not do.

Don't Google Google. Googling Google is wrong, says Google.
By Gigi
The Googles
A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.

Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.

Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.

Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?
By Faun
Google+
A way for Google to fuck YouTube over and just constantly make it worst and impossible to comment on.

Guy1: hey what ever happened to that Dutchcommie guy who was looking at and commenting on that video every day?

Guy2: Google+ fucked with the comments section, so he could no-longer reply to his comment and continue the chain.

Guy1: oh that sucks!

Guy2: yeah! and he was on Day365 when they changed it!

Guy1: Fuck a Duck!!
By Aundrea
Google+
The social networking website that will find any -ANY- way to create an account for you by making you click on the wrong button. If there's any other website where creating an account is easier, it is in all probability spam.

"Yesterday I was asked 3 times whether I wanted to be on Google+, twice on YouTube and even once on Gmail."
By Carree
Google It
1. To "google" something, meaning to look it up on Google.

2. To search for something in general

"Wanna know more about the French Revolution? Google it"

"Google this"
By Hally
Google
The holy mother of all search engines. Is the most efficient, and reliable search engines. Can generate a few million results within a fraction of a second. Can be used for homework, dating, and for looking at high quality divx porn for satisfying your sex-deprived lives.

I used google to search for transsexual porn!
By Lizabeth
Google It.
An answer to a question that you are too lazy to answer.

Also used for a question that's hard or awkward to answer.

Person 1: What's a sheeple?

Person 2: Just google it.

Alt:

Person 1: What's a hemorrhoid?
Person 2: Uhhh... just google it.
By Kattie