Define The Internet Meaning

The Internet
The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another.

By Kissie
The Internet

They want to deliver vast amounts of information over the Internet. And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck.

It's a series of tubes.

And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material...

Ten movies streaming across that, internet, and what happens to your own personal internet? I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?
By Almeda
The Internet

Whoever invented the internet should be drawn and quartered.
By Gavrielle
The Internet
A society that's been completely overtaken by extremely hateful youths and late adolescents who have made themselves the center of their own universe and who persecute anyobody who has an opinion differing from their own.

It's like a really bad episode of the original Star Trek.
By Danell
The Internet
The prime example of what the child or grown man will use to say he got something that cost alot of money or got a lot of it

a- "where did you get that gold watch from"
b- "erm.. internet"

C- "how did you get so rich"
d-" ermm... inherited the internet"
By Eba
The Internet

guy 1: when did the internet become a shithole.
guy 2: o u mean teh interwebs. lol
By Auberta
The Internet
The ultimate downfall of humanity.It has sneakishly worked its way into our lives , consuming the time of many people. From there , it will manifest itself into a person who will assume total control of everyone who used the internet and overthrow the government and start a new world order.That said , have fun kiddies .. because when the internet takes over , you're going to wish you were never born.

Although it can be used for good , it does more bad than good.

Person : Dude , come on , lets go catch a movie or something , the internet will always be here , get out and live life.

Internet addict : You dirty slut. How dear you speak of the internet like that. You will the be the first to go.
By Chad
The Internet

The internet is made of of thousands of microscopic tubes that connect every computer in the world together.
By Bernadette
The Internet
a teeming cesspool of stupidity that more often than not produces something funny.

Person A: man I love the internet, you can find such weird stuff on it.
Person B: yeah, but it's a literal bottomless pit of shit and politics.
Person A: but /memes/
Person B: okay, fair.
By Tootsie
The Internet
Something Al Gore never said he invented

Al Gore said "I took the initiative in creating the internet" because he helped fund it or something
By Gracie