Define The Jockey Meaning

A Jockey is a zombie in Left 4 Dead 2 that looks like Gollum on steroids with big ass-hands. He jumps on you and steers you unceremoniously into a WHOLE FUCKING HORDE of Zombies! Pain in my ass.

A colloquialism in the north west of England, offering a variation in terms of usage and meaning in the term "Jockey". The new slang implies that a person "Jockeys" something in order to control or manouver an item or challenge. For example the term has been used in the following context:

A girl who rides cock in a very fast, jarring motion akin to that of a horse jockey rapidly oscillating on the back of a steed with hooves pumping into the earth causing a tempestuous rumble in the bowels of the earth.
This is known to cause more pain than pleasure.
Jockeys are often found in their natural environment of a party bus for freshman birthday parties.

verb. Doing a line of coke off another man's boner. This can be either the giving or the receiving type.

1. A horseback rider.

2. Underwear brand

3. An annoying prick who gets on your nerves.

A person required to operate simple equipment or machinery as part of a menial job. A great put-down when accompanied by the name of the item they're forced to use every day.

Used creatively the term monkey is another fine contender for the same role.

First, your girlfriend must have her hair tied up in a ponytail. Once you have begun doggy-style sex with her, cut off her pony tail when passion reaches its height. When she looks back to question your procedure, commence whipping her with her own ponytail.

Abbreviation of "Nob Jockey". See also: Jock

To allow yourself to be raped by a winger on FIFA 12

A person who rides another person's ass about something, or won't let go of something. This probably has its origins in Warcraft 3 team play. Presumably it was meant as a non-sensical insult, but later evolved into a useful phrase at LAN parties.