a reality television/socialite family who is only famous for their daughter, kim kardashian, being friends with paris hilton. They consist of a wannabe-slut mother who always dreamed of being in play boy, an actually good father,and 3 adult slut daughters. Their names are Kim, who's famous for having a big ass and a sex tape,kourtney, the most attractive yet just as slutty daughter, and khloe the less attractive daughter who acts outgoing but comes off to some as a bitch(luv ya!). There are two more younger preteen daughters who are spoiled little bitches who will soon grow up to be just like their sisters with no self-respect. Lastly there are like 2 or 3 (i cant remember and frankly don't care) other brothers no one gives a shit about.
An irritating species that dwells in the lovely state of California. They like their coffee how they like their men, except for the exception of Scott Disick. They use strange vocabulary because they never got an education. Plastic surgery is their god and they wouldn’t be rich without it. They’re so desperate for attention they’ll post nudes on their social media’s even though they have fucking kids.
A chronic condition of extreme self-indulgence, characterized by self-involvement, absence of moral character, histrionic attention-seeking, inappropriate sexual activity, and overly large buttocks.
You will see her strutting down the street holding her niggas hand like she won something
big tall black guy and a hot blonde white girl walking down the street, two guys walk past them
"dam dude a kardashian! she looked happy as fuck brah!"
"yea man she was smiling like a mofucka!"
By Caril
The Kardashians
A group of demons in human form who can shoot lasers out of their eyes that attract stupid males. A scantily-dressed crime against evolution, the leader of whom (Kim Kardashian) deserves to be shot several times and then kept alive on her own ground-up organs.
