Bag lady: "Paper or plastic?"
Wanksta: "AAAAWWWW PLEEZ BITCH!!! You know what the kid be all about. DA PAPER, HO!!! Now wrap dem groceries up good, baby, you know how I roll."
Bag lady: "Here you go, sir."
Wanksta: "And while yo' at it, throw in this here 50-pack of
jimmy hats, cuz you know the kid be hittin' it ALL NIGHT, BABY!!! YEAH, BEEE-OTCH!"
Bag lady: "Thank you for shopping at Safeway. Have a nice day."
Wanksta: "PEACE!!! The kid be OUT!"
(leaves)
Bag lady: "What was up with that dumb white kid?"
Manager: "Don't know, probably just another
Widney High student."