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Define The Last Resort Meaning

Last Resort
1) the worst case option
2) the course of action when all else fails
3) the final frontier

1) With the game on the line, Coach Peterson had no choice but to put their last resort, Rudy The Hunchback, on the field.
By Nelie
Last Resort
While at a social event, it is the guy/girl you know you can take home at the end of the night if you don't score with the girl/guy that you really want to hit. Usually of mediocre looks/intelligence/sex appeal.

The person with whom you will settle having sex with if your date decides 'I'm not that kind of girl/guy' and won't put out.

I was set to nail that MILF I met at the footbal game, but then her fuckin' kid sprained his ankle and couldn't spend the night at his friends house. I had to call that last resort slut on the skank block!
By Kimberley
Last Resort
When you really want to get high and You don't have a piece and no one in your group knows how to roll well and all you have is a Black and Mild. You cut the wooden filter off and proceed to loosen and empty the cigar without ripping it open. Then you hollow out the tip and place the hollow cigar into the tip. Finally you pack the weed into the cigar and twist off the end. Then all you gotta do is light and enjoy.

Caution: This rips extremely hard, I'd recommend bringing a drink.

My buddies and I couldn't stop coughing after that last resort.
By Elizabeth
Last Resort Friend
The friend you call as a last resort when all your other friends are busy. You don't really like this friend and are prone to cancel on them if you get a better offer. You may be this friend to someone else.

Scenario 1
Bob: Hey are you free this weekend?
Friend: Sorry I'm not, got some family function I can't get out of.

Bob: Damn it everyone's busy, Guess I'll have to call my last resort friend.

Scenario 2
Tim: Hi Dan's just cancelled on me. Are you free tomorrow?
LRF: You only ever call me when everyone else is busy, I'm sick of being your last resort friend!
By Reba
Last Resort Like
When there is nothing left to be said or the situation has turned awkward after a string of comments on a Facebook status. The person will then "like" the last comment on a status due to the lack of further input on the subject. The last comment however isn't the only one subject to last resort liking.

Person with status: "Just got his new car today! :D"
Person commenting: "Nice!"

Person with status will then "like" the comment made about said status due to the lack of further input that can be made.

Person with status: "Ahh, I see you pulled a last resort like."
By Audry
Last Resort Friend
A friend or acquaintance you call to hang out with when you desperately want to go out but none of your other friends are available. Sadly we all know one or have been one.

None of my friends are available to go out but I really want to do something... I'll call Clint he's my last resort friend.
By Brianna
Last Resort For Texting
A.K.A. as LRFT. Usually, when you have no one else to text, so you text the only person you'd usually never text.

Jake: Man last night, I was so effin' bored at Wal Mart, I texted the lonely girl Hannah, man she's such a lrft.

Josh: Last night I heard the I was a lrft or a Last Resort For Texting, is that right Kait?
Kaitlyn: Uh, no. Heh. *Totally lieing*
By Gusti
Last Resort Crew
The only Skinhead crew allowed in or around Cleveland, Ohio.
Over 20 years strong, this crew has had a name in the Punk/Hardcore scene that put fear in the hearts and minds of many.

Just come to any Hardcore/Punk/Skinhead show for a one on one example of the Last Resort Crew
By Jamima
Last Resort Christian
One who has no problem with breaking rules and the law and living in sin but claims to be a devout christian once their ass is in trouble.

My cousin Jeff likes to break into places and drink at the age of 16, yet his Facebook profile puts him as a Conservative Christian. Maybe he's a last resort christian.
By Darsey
Last Resort Pussy
Also Known As "L.R.P"

After Being Rejected By Numerous Women In The Club, You Go After "Last Resort Pussy"

"I'm Having No Luck Tonight, I'm Going After Gemma Bryson She's Last Resort Pussy!!"
By Theresa