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Define The Length Meaning

The Length
Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.

"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"
By Emelina
Length
rock n' roll term for penis

e.g. dudes hang on i need to wip the legnth out ( go to the toilet)

or, haha i was bored so i slaped her with ma legnth
By Leontyne
Length
The opposite of breadth

"If you mix up length and breadth, a penis would be 6 inches wide and only an inch long"

"That ships breadth does not allow it to enter the channel, but I'd say it's length is pretty damn long for such a wide ship"
By Dita
Length
The measure from distance to distance.

person: wanna know the length of my dick
me: Iā€™m totally okay with never knowing that
By Idaline
Length
If something is over avarage in size, longness, sometimes pronounced "LEMF"

(1)
A: This film is 4 hours long mate.
B: Length!

(2)
A: I walked all the way from Central London to Barnet this morning, I was hammered...
B: That is :Length!

(3)
A: Ive got work at 11pm through the night
B: Lenth!
By Lira
Lengths
Short for wavelengths. Used when two people are coincidentally in sync or thinking similarly.

"You know you and Jeremiah have such similar taste in music and fashion"

"Yeah lengths innit"
By Gilbertine
Slip The Length
To have sexual intercourse with someone

Bob: How long were you round Susan's last night?

Dave: Not long, i slipped her the length and then went to the pub.
By Aurore
Planck Length
1. The smallest measurable length, 1.616 * 10^-35 meters.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.

Budge a Planck length and I shoot.
By Adorne
Bermuda Length
Bermuda length means shorts that are cut right at or right above the knee.

DRESS CODE:
Collared Shirts or mock neck are Required, Tennis Shoes are allowed, Shorts must be bermuda length.
NO METAL SPIKES
By Mimi
Love Length
Slang word for a penis

He stuck his love length inside his partners bum hole
By Karlotte