Define The Llama Meaning

The Llama
n.One whose penile disfunction causes them to inject the hardened projectile into a cavity smaller then the size of their deformed genital,

ear, nose, surgery hole, etc.
By Dasi
:llama:
Code for a llama emote on the website deviantART. Some chat rooms will kick/ban you for posting it while chatting, because it's big and causes lag on certain computers.

wow, my comp is so old and slow, i hope everyone follows the rules and doesn't post the llama emote...
:llama:
**deviant2 has been kicked by Moderator. Reason: NO GODDAMN LLAMAS!
Moderator: you're my hero!! ;)
By Hettie
Llama
This is the sly way to say pussy without being crude or using proper term such vagina. It is taken because the shape of an actual llama's mouth is similar to one of a female southern lips. In addition, they both spit.

Coming from the song: "Don't Wanna Trust a Llama" REMIX by Chynaman feat. Savage

www.myspace.com/djchynaman

Let me pet your llama!

You know her llama has been around the block, no... the neighborhood, no... the community! lol

Ooo I wouldn't hit that cause everyone knows she has a dirty llama
By Susannah
Llama
The cutest animal ever that is very similar to an alpaca

I fangirled when I saw a llama, no jokes
By Nichol
Llama

I was able to sneak my llama into the club.
By Sara
Llama
An adorable animal the world decided to obsess over in 2015. It's fluffy, and...actually, I'm pretty sure that's all we cared to learn about them. We were still obsessed with them, but rather than learning about them, we made a song about them! Ah, humanity.

The llama song:
"Fluffy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama! Super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama!"
See? We were obsessed with them, but not really anything about them as an animal...just them.
By Brandice
The Llama
When a girl goes down on a guy, takes his semen in her mouth and then comes up to him and spits it in his face. Much like a llama spits at people in anger.

Judy was pissed off at Bill for the rumors he started about her, so she took him into the back room of a party, sucked him off and then spit it in his face right in the middle of the living room in front of everyone. Everyone knew she was 'The Llama.'
By Renelle
Llama
The single greatest animal in the history of Earth.

By Norrie
Llama
the most amazing animal. This animal is so amazing Chuck Norris himself owns one, or does the llama own chuck norris...

you:"one time a llama spit on me.......... it was awesome" end mean llamas quote
By Perle
Llama
Phonetic ebonic predecessor of "n00b" or "noob": lamer, lamah, lammah

When slang on the Internet was influenced by ebonics to change "er" endings of words to an "ah" sound. The popular insult "lamer" became "lamah," which is both awkward looking and phonetically pre-existing in English as "llama." This practice of phonetic substitution would later peak as a fad by bastardizing the moment when two humans pronounce their undying bond for one another with simply "Olive Juice."

Synonym: newb or n00b
Antonym: elite, l33t

Derogatory term to indicate limited cunning or wit in a given topic, typically technological.

Noun. "llama, llamas"

- A lame person or thing in cyber/leetspeak.

- There are those who are leet, and there are llamas.
Adjective: "llama"

- Lame. This club is llama.
Verb

- Not used: "Chad has become llama" would be spoken only by a llama.

***now chatting in #momsemuroms***
*leechgzplz disconnected: *
haqeur: u ph34r us yet, eric?
h0m3br3w: just Ddos'd that llama w regular /ping on dial-up

"Winamp, it really whips the llama's ass"
By Cassandra