Define The Lord Meaning

The Lord
noun • a term used by white suburban housewives to refer to an African-American man of immense stature, and penile length, often consulted during periods of duress in pursuit of psychological, and usually sexual, satisfaction

(speaking to Zack, her daughter’s boyfriend)

Julianne: My daughter is in tears and you are NO PRINCE!!! We have been consulting the lord throughout this entire process, and he says you must surrender control, just like I surrendered control to the lord and his massive black cock. I felt his touch within me, and he filled me up to the brim with the enlightenment that I needed to deal with you, Zack. Now I will expel you from my daughter’s presence, unlike the lord’s child growing within me, so that I am always full of him.
By Alyson
A-Lord
A lord of asses. Per say one who owns many asses and uses them wisley.

"That douchefag is a true A-Lord nigga!"
By Jesse
Lorde
Lorde is a 22-year-old pop/indie singer from New Zealand. Best known for her hit singles like 'Royals', 'Team' and 'Green Light'.

person 1: Hey, have you listened to Lorde's new album?

person 2: not yet!

peron 1: you need to.
By Amy
Lorde

By Traci
Lorde
an 18 year old singer-songwriter from New Zealand who is a slaystress

By Mira
Be The Lord
Exclamatory Irish phrase originating in Wexico, meaning "Ah here!", "Jesus!" or "Oh dear."

"Be the lord lads the weather's gettin' awful bad."
By Jessy
Lorde
One day, a 45-year old geologist from South Park, Colorado, decided to enter the women's bathroom at work. In there, he realised he had a knack for singing/writing songs, and decided to adapt an alternative on-stage persona, as a 17-year old girl. The result, is Lorde. The rest, is history.

Dude 1: Dude I totally jacked off to Lorde's performance last night.
Dude 2: Dude...you know it's actually a 45-year old dude?
Dude 1: Yea right, and Tupac is still alive, right?
Tupac: Haha, you gay son.
By Barbara-Anne
Lorde
A colloquial term for jizz, cum, semen, etc.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you see Thor last night."

Guy 2: "Ya bro, Natalie Portman was so hot."

Guy 1: "I know, I was lordeing all over the place!"

Guy 2: "Ugh. I hate it when my lorde gets on the furniture. Such a pain to get out."
By Fiann
Lording
To emit an energy or Buzz when overly enjoying one's self .

By Ray
Lorde
The act of becoming famous overnight and abusing the fuck out of it by claiming fantasies of random words you put in a poem/song of stuff you never had but could have now cuz you're super rich, cuz your song got number 1. in hurcules terms: Zero to hero, just like that.

crowd: LOOK ITS LORDE!!!!!

lorde: (introducing herself on stage) Hi im lorde, i dance funny while i sing and i have pubic hair all over my head :> lets make do with some random singymajigs i have wroted with my poetic brainz

crowd: if this is what pop is now WE LOVE IT!!!!

pop: {slaps forehead}
By Mame