Define The Meats Meaning

The Meats
the pits, the worst, unfortunate, a shame, regrettable

your bike got stolen? that's the meats, man.
By Kailey
Meat To Meat

I went meat to meat on that chick it felt real good and warm.

I hit that girl raw man no rubber straight meat to meat
By Ina
Meat To Meat
A song about having intercourse without a condom, hence meat to meat. But it is also gay.

By Hyacinth
Meat Meat
A slang term used by children to describe a penis.

Eww Brionna was touching Derrick's Meat Meat I'm telling mom!! cock penis
By Shelley
Meating
A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.
By Atalanta
Meat
1) Muscle used for food.
2) A phallus.

1) That meat sure looks appetizing!
2) That meat sure looks appetizing!
By Cherilynn
Meat
1) The male sex organ
2) A substitution for any other noun verb or adjective

1)Who wants to see my meat?
2)Hey you little meat you just meated all over my meat!
By Yalonda
Will’s Meat
This 1cm. long monster scares every woman that comes across it’s path.

Melody ran from Will’s Meat due to its massive size.
By Rasia
Meat

By Samantha
Meating
The glorious consumption of meat as a social event. Success is measured in number of animals required to fill the stomachs of participants.

"yo I want some tuna"
"fuck that jon, we're having a meating tonight"
By Genni