Define The Mouse Meaning

Mouse
A sneaky little bastard that can only be seen out the the corner of your eye as it jumps into your food cabinet. Upon inspection, it is no ware to be found until you open your Costco size industrial box of Lucky Charms, and there he is. Pissing and shitting into your priceless box of little rainbow gems. Pissing you off so much that you willingly camp out in your kitchen with a 12-gauge, just waiting for that little mother fucker to come out. Of course he doesn't come out until after you have got up and put your gun away, you walk back into the kitchen and there he is, shitting on your floor while he laughs at you. He will always be watching you. Laughing. Judging.

Hmmm, I feel like a wonderful box of delicious Lucky Charms. *Opens cabinet and looks into box* A FUCKING MOUSE!! *Throws box on ground a stomps on it, picks it up and looks in it* WHERE DID IT GO!?!?!? Looking over on the table, there he is. Watching you. Laughing at you.
By Vanna
The Mouse
The face of evil, some call Disney. That ridiculous smiling face behind which lies an evil, wicked, crafty and scheming intellect, intent on destroying the world as it should be. Having destroyed Star Wars, a space soap opera about a family spread across 6 episodes, the mouse is further corrupting the audiences of new productions, using teen actors and rejecting them when they mature so badly that they post nudes all over the internet and end up with multiple cycles of psychiatric care and release to society.

Steve: Hey! You seen that poor excuse for a Star Wars movie?
Jonathan: Damn the mouse! Gotta ruin everything that made my life meaningful!!!!
By Kelcy
Mouse
The protrusion into our dimension of a vastly hyperintelligent pandimensional being. The mice run the Earth, and it was they who paid for the Magratheans to build it.

The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front.
By Renae
Moused
To be tampered with or eaten by a rodent(s).

Those Doritos have been moused. Don't eat that, its been moused. Oh shit, the couch has been moused!
By Aurore
Mouse
A little hairy bastard that out-wits every means of capture and continues to make noise in the wall over night or while I'm taking a shit in the bathroom. Probably watching me.... what a fag

how can somethin so small be so gawl'damn smart
By Karena
Mousing
Using his thumb and index finger, a man first grasps his penis and testicles at the base. Using the opposite hand, he wraps the penis downward, over his index finger, and lightly grasps the tip with his middle or ring finger. With his free hand, he lightly dabs the side of his penis and testicles with a stamp pad, liberally inking both. Then he rotates his manhood 90 degrees, such that the testicles are vertical and the penis is on one side. Then he bursts forth towards his unsuspecting partner, stamping her as many times as possible before she can escape, leaving numerous Mickey Mouse silhouettes.

I surprised my girlfriend last night, I gave her a good mousing.
By Honey
Mousing
Any mischief or shenanigans by a person or group of people (usually teens/college kids.) Synonymous with booling.

Bro where did Tyler go?
I heard he’s mousing with Janessa behind the shed. 😳

Yo last night I went mousing with the boys.

No way what did u guys do?
We found a group of rockets and then took out some mailboxes.
By Maureen
Mouses
plural for computer pointing devise. Not to be confused with the plural for a species of rodent - mice.

Someone stole all the mouses from the computer lab!
By Karee
Mouse
1. a little rodent that can be grey, white, black, or brown that has a long pinkish tail and matching ears and nose
2. this input device used by a person to control the computer

1. A squished a mouse yesterday.
2. My mouse needs cleaning.
By Joane
Mouse
A title given to a mischievous & sneaky person, an expert thief or pickpocket. Sometimes given to hacker, programmer or prankster.

Also a nickname for someone small and cute.

Stanley "Mouse" the mischievous American artist who repainted the facade at The Box back in highschool.

Mouse the Master Thief, a title believed to be passed on for centuries in Japan. A thief who steal anything after properly alerting authorities of his intentions.

Dr Mikhail was nicknamed "Mouse" back in UK. He may have ADHD.

Mouse is an expert computer programmer who assists in the construction of several training programs in "The Matrix".

Mouse ("Tikus" in Malay), a Malaysian boy known for his ability to sneak pass through anything and anyone. Escaped police custody, trespassed highly restricted areas, caught once in a university control room but escaped from the security interrogation room. Seems to have a knack for challenging authorities.
By Jori