simply put, boring
neighbors. people who think you really care about their lives when, in fact,
you wish you could move somewhere far, far away just to
get away from them.
lady next door:.....then she said.....just back from visiting my sister in Peoria.....couldn't find a thing in there.....new recipes for hamburger helper.....never buy a german car, my father always said.....(two hours later).....well, i can't stand here talking all day.....(another hour later).....wait, don't you want to see my
niece's picture?
me:
maybe some other time. i've got to go in now (escaping to the safety of my own apartment, i close and lock the door, and start looking through
the rental ads-do they list apartments under "no neighbores allowed?)