Define The Net Meaning

Now overused term for 'so the bottom line is...'

Comes from an investor/accounting concept when valuing a company; based on the sum of sales/what you own (net assets) vs sum of debts (net liabilities). Weighing up net assets vs net liabilities (net-net) then says whether you have an overall positive or negative business. The term is very reductive - you don't need to explain what individual parts make up the positives or negatives, or how big they are... just that the final result is a win/loss or a yes/no.

Somehow the term has gradually crept from accounting into general business jargon (net-net this deal is good) and eventually just to give an opinion where you don't feel like providing any of the detail of how that view was formed or allow for argument from another person (I've done all the weighing up and we are going this way).

A term used by office douchebags that mean to say net but feel that repeating the word makes them sound more important important.

the bottom line.

get to the point.

A word that really doesnt mean anything. People tend to use this term when they are at a loss of words and are not bright enough to use proper english. They are generally round in body shape and speak somewhat gay. I do not recommend using this term in the workplace!!

Probably the biggest bandwagon team in the entire NBA. About half the fans were Bulls fans in the 90's, Lakers fans in the Early 00's, and Nets and Spurs fans. Another half is unloyal Knick fans who got sick of the Knicks losing so they went for the next local team that was actually winning. Then there is the small percentage that stayed loyal to them.

The object that Robbie Rotten had found in Season 4 and episode 12 of Lazy Town, which was given to his fellow clones in an attempt to let them catch Sportacus. But when Sportacus arrives, the clones threw the net over the real Robbie and fails the task.

(1) To have lost a cuss battle without a comeback
(2) To put a fish net over a small child's head
(3) Laxatives in a shopping trolley whilst dancing to the agadoo
Dave:You Just Got netted Mate!
Bob: :/ Hmmm...

Short for internet.

Technology that at a quick glance would appear to be heavily taken from Java. It boasts, however, the ability to compile one program from source written in multiple languages (the primary choices being C#, Visual Basic and C++).

The fact that .NET is tightly bound to Windows somewhat lessens the practicality of .NET when compared to Java.

Like Java has Java Servlet Pages, .NET employs ASP.NET as it's server technology, which might be more attractive were it not tied down to both Windows and IIS, which has a less than desirable security history, when compared to Apache.

1) a recluse, often not seen for days at a time. Sometimes the only proof of existance if the hourly flushing of the toilet

2) an unsuccessful business strategy made popular by dot coms. The act of spending more money than you make