Define The New Cancer Meaning

The New Cancer
Some WHATTTT annoying maybe considered a lot worse than the old cancer. Excessive exposure may cause thoughts of suicide, no known cure to date. Only one person has contracted this disease so far, but breeding will most likely because weaker constraints of the disease, it is believed this person contracted this disease through his COCK, by having sex with cadavers in the middle of the night. During the summer the cancer leaves and the GROOVEY times begin.

The new cancer is coming shit RUN!!
By Nanette
Ring In The New Year Getting Cancer
To celebrate the new year at a bar that has poor ventilation and can easily be confused with Snoop Dog's recording studio due to the persistent haze of smoke.

"Man, I really don't want to ring in the new year getting cancer". Do we have to go to Dee's?"
By Minny