You know what, I don't care if it sounds like losers favorite word in the world. Because it isn't. There is a huge difference in a piano player and a pianist. A pianist is a true expert, while a piano player eagerly waits for the practice time to be over.
Any total losers who think it sounds like male anatomy are total perverts, they're only thinking that way because it makes them feel better about their porn problems.
(noun) a person who plays the piano; a person who has survived years of torment with little or no resistance because the will to fight back has been beaten out of them by years of brain-washing
No, you can't stop taking piano lessons! Because I said so, and one day you'll be a great pianist and thank me. Now go practice! You'd best have that piece memorized before you get off that bench!
When one man docks over another man. And a 3rd male joins the party, he grabs both penis' with either hand and moves both hands backwards and forwards... Thus making him The Pianist.