Define The Poof Meaning

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I need some poof poof. I want some poof poof. Lets go out and get some poof poof.
By Daryn
The Poof The Poof
Commonly referred to and highly mistaken as a "loofah". While lacking the signature extended handle, a "The Poof The Poof" is of a doily-ish design yet tends to hang on a looped rope.

A "The Poof The Poof" is intended for both the male and female gender, although it has been known to add a more feministic showering experience. (Refer to Mike Tyson testimonial)

It comes in all colors and sizes, yet it is recommended by top physicians to use the basic model. Too much "The Poof The Poof" has been known to cause showerial sensory overload.

ORIGIN: Term coined by an incredibly original young lady while trying to differentiate a "loofah" with "The Poof The Poof" to her mother in a remote northern Ontario city. Circa 2005-Present?

David: Alright, it's wet...so I wanna know, who the hell was using my loofah?

Amy: It's actually a "The Poof The Poof"...and it was me. Sorry.
By Corina
Poof
A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
By Anjanette
Poofed
To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.
By Billi
Poof,
Another, of many, ephuemisms for gay, homosexual etc. Usually male.

"That Larry Grayson - Bit of a poof, isn't he?" commented Julian Clarey.
By Dari
Poof
The British word for a homosexual (see faggit, homo, gay) that is one of many variations of someone who desires someone of their same gender. See example below

"Ya poof! You tryin ta bugger me?"
By Cherri
Poofing
The act of disappearing or becomeing invisible.

Chick 1: Wow i cant see him anymore
Chick 2: Dont worry about him, his poofing
By Brandise
Poof!
To appear or disappear as if by magic.

The General Manager came into the office and "Poof" her was gone. He poofed into the office.
By Coreen
Poof
Poof is a hair style that only looks good on Christina Grimmie and will never look bad on her ever!!

Girl:I just got my hair to have poof do you love it?
Guy:NO IT ONLY LOOKS GOOD ON CHRISTINA GRIMMIE!!
By Lyndy
Poof

you are such a poof stop looking at my dick
By Orelee