Define The Present Meaning

What the past left behind for us. The time we are living in right now is therefore a present from the past.

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.

the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"

Presentaion:/ˌprɛz ənˈteɪ ʃən, ˌpri zɛn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.

Something you give without any type of obligation.