Define The Reality Meaning

Reality
A delusionary mental status caused by a pronounced deficiency of alcohol in the bloodstream

I need a beer because all this reality is too much to handle.
By Dominga
Reality
The one thing that prevents us from leading perfect lives. No matter hard you try to block it out, it's always there, crushing all of the fantastical endeavors you dream up.

Ever heard the phrase, "follow your dreams"? Of course you have. Well, by the end of your life, you can bet that reality will have rejected >99% of them, so you'll have to lower your standards IMMENSELY if you ever want to feel a sense of accomplishment.

Reality: Hey you. Yeah, you. Ever wanted to break away from the hopelessly flawed human race, and become everything you've ever dreamed of? Well TOO FUCKING BAD, I'm here to prevent you because I'm a bitch like that >:I
By Marcelia
Reality
A very realistic simulation game that can be anything like an FPS,Survival horror etc. When you get too pissed about something you also have the option to use the Alcohol or Drug power-ups to provide temporary relief. And did I forget to mention you also need to replenish your own health with food and water. On the bright side you can even play video games in the game as well. Overall if you have all the right factors Reality will be your bitch.

When is this Reality game coming out oh wait I'm playing it already.
By Jerry
Reality
(1)working 50 hours a week until the day you die, in order to maintain a "decent" life,
(2)having no excitement in your life unless you choose to slack off and not work,
(3)leaving this planet the same way you entered, naked and cold.
(4)busting your ass to afford your bills while some cocksucker with rich parents gets everything handed to him for free.

reality is my anti-drug.
By Olympia
Reality
A hallucination caused by lack of drink and drugs.

By Mikaela
Reality

Dreamin' is the only way people escape reality
By Moll
Reality
something that exists independently of ideas concerning it

No matter how many times you say the wall isn't real, you still can't walk through it
By Noelyn
Reality

"Humans define their reality through suffering and misery." - Agent Smith, The Matrix
By Irina
Reality
What i've spent the vast majority of my life avoiding.

Reality is like motion... All at the perspective of the viewer
By Morna
Reality
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

"Hmmm? You know I had a speech, you know, my... my integrated-projected-global-tele-network system bloody system-system. But you know, if that's what the worlds coming to I don't want to be in it. No I don't want that. I don't want to be in some sort of cyber-space-hypervirtual bloody reality. I don't want that- exchanging e-mails with some old age bloody hippies with more information at their fingertips than is safe to know about. I don't want that! What kind of reality is that, huh, you know, with a thirteen-amp plug on the end of it? Huh? Huh?... That can be un-plugged like that? Come-on I'm going." Edina Monsoon, Absolutely Fabulous
By George